Interesting forwarded emails

I've received a forwarded email from a friend and it's kinda funny and so I thought why not share this here and cheer up your day!


To maintain a healthy level of insanity...

1. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice


2. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.


3. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
   


4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
   


5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
   


6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
   


7. Sing Along At The Opera.
   


8. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
   


9. Go to the pharmacy, pick up a condom and ask where the fitting room is!

And the ultimate one which I would add to the pool is this...

When paying at the autopay machine, choose one that gives you the change in coins and use a RM50 note to pay for a RM2 parking. When the coins start falling down, shout "I won, I won! Jackpot!" (you can do this at the KLIA Airport autopay machine)