For those who don't, I really do envy you!
BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why deadline was missed or why project has failed and who is responsible.
ASSMOSSIS
The process by which some people seemed to have success and promotion by kissing up the boss's
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on everyone and then leaves.
SALMON EMPLOYEE
A worker spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which someone realises that he has just made a BIG mistake.
Are you any one of them? So how many of these have you witnessed? Well, I would say I have seen most of them and they never ceased to amaze me everytime!
Have a good day being a Salmon employee!
Have a good day being a Salmon employee!
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Guess you are still facing problems from your boss and colleagues? Time to move on?
hahahahahahah! What a coincidence..... i have just been thru a blamestorming....errr brain storming session.
by the way, brain storming according to the Hongkies is "Kno Jaan Tong". Sounds weird? How's your Cantonese interview? Hope it went well
LOL!!! I see you're conducting an intensive English lesson too...
Since you feel like a salmon employee, it is time for you to move on else you will have more missions impossible from your boss and colleagues.
aint that also apply to Life vocab?
cute . .
all of the above! haha.. good one - made my morning!
Hahahahahahaha! I love this post, going to RT more on Twitter. Thanks @3iling. ;)
Anon: Who doesn't?
Corgi 1960: Yeah sounds very weird la! The interview was fine. We managed to understand each other. haha
STP: Yeah I am. Do you understand any of this?
Anon: well, I'm still patient.
Horng: Yes as well!
Foodcrazee: hehe/...
Cumi & Ciki: Yeah mine too!
Huai Bin: You're funny. No problemo!
Hi, ha ha this is great. Love the quotes. Give me more...
Hahahahaha!!! Good laugh to wake me up in the cold morning here. Wow...new acronym in the new working environments.
As for SEAGULL MANAGER is know as KLKK (Kia Lai Kia Kie in Hockian) in our KL offices.
hehe. i think any "ta kong chai" will have encounter them before
A Arthur: Thanks.
TY: Glad it made your day!
Chris: I'm sure at least one of them have been widely experienced by anyone working.
making urself into a flight risk?
YAWN. in any case these are old stuffs dug out of sites like http://www.thepimp.com or http://www.bored.com/officeslang.
not highly imaginative to regurgitate
I think the 'ohnosecond' is the one that most of us can relate to.
Ooh, I am terrified of all them "blamestorming" sessions. A couple hours later, we are no wiser and all that time is wasted with so many negative emotions evoked. Aiya... :P
Anon: Wow... Now I know my blog has the power to bore people... roar!!!
The Gunner: I guess that you've faced it sometimes. Me too.
Life for Beginners: You are so right. I hate those blamestorming sessions. Completely waste of time.
oh yes... and when it happens, that usually is a very long second....
ROFL... swim baby swim~
"oh no... i just got myself in a sashimi plate..." LoL
The gunner: Maybe 5 seconds!
Thinker: Yeah I'm the grilled salmon at TGI Fridays.
Haha! So funny! I am going to add these words to my Foong Dictionary! : )
Foongpc: No problemo.
The salmon employee and seagull manager really crack me up! lol!
A: It's good stuff!
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