Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Wanna leave early?

Just wanna share something funny I read today from my mom.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago....'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around angrily: "WHO SAID THAT?"


Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"



11 comments:

June said...

LOL !! How la did u come up wit this

suituapui said...

LMAO!!! Poor Tiger Woods! Leave the poor guy alone. He's already paying terribly for his sins...

CUMI & CIKI said...

ROFL.. farnee! happy hols woman!

FooDcrazEE said...

omg . . . . my tummy aches all over from lolz

eiling lim said...

June: I didn't. it was from a forwarded email.

STP: I know... I can't help it!

C&C: Happy holidays to you too!

Foodcrazee: Haha... me too.

foongpc said...

Hahaha! That's funny! : D

CUMI & CIKI said...

merry christmas and happy new year darling.. take care and see you in 2010!

Vizavi said...

It is so funny! I laughed my ass-off as I needed a FAT!!! Hehehe!

eiling lim said...

Foongpc: Merry Xmas to you!

Cumi & Ciki: Merry Xmas to you both! See you soon babe!

Vizavi: Needed a FAT? what's that?

Vizavi said...

FATT! Break wind

eiling lim said...

Vizavi: That's FART la...

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