Saturday, February 14, 2009

Just another 14th February....

I'm so exhausted. This is my first time arriving at KLIA after a trip and still need to work. No one pointed a gun to my head to do this but I'm happy I did it. I went to the Fidani counter@Satellite building and reorganized the chocolates. If that's not enough, I even refilled the chocolates into the chiller and delicately putting every single chocolate into the papercups.

I need not be reminded what day is today. In fact, I reminded the taxi driver about the big V on my way home. I can't believe he doesn't know about it! I have not seriously celebrated any V Day on V Day itself. Usually it's done 1 day in advance just to avoid the crowds. So what's the use of even celebrating it? I asked myself. It's just another occasion where I can utilise it to push my chocolate sales, to glamorise the special day with gourmet chocolates and to certainly teach you how to spoil your loved ones with some finer things in life. If you're buying Fererro Rocher for your gf/wife, I totally give up on you. Don't you know the word UNIQUE or SPECIAL?!! Lucky no one bought me chocolates! I think I've had enough of it the whole year round.

What I would really like to have on V Day is an unforgettable day spent with someone special without having the need to receive flowers, chocolates or diamonds (erm.. maybe diamonds are encouraged) and even fighting for a spot at some helpless romantic restaurants that served obligatory set menus and charge exorbitant prices (enough for me to buy a bottle of fine wine)! All I want is to fit comfortably in his arms and kiss all day! How about that? Cheap and good! Lips might get sore but who cares? It's Sunday tomorrow and you can always hide in the house. Any takers?


Anonymous said...

Hard to believe you do not have anyone special!!! I think you must be joking!! but anyway who care!! Red wine + cigar whthout somebody lip is enough for thei "V" day!!

Isn't good idea!!


foongpc said...

hi eiling! Happy Valentine's Day to you! Eh, how come you have no date for tonite meh? Don't be so choosy lah : )

Wah! Really good deal! No chocs, no flowers, and even no diamonds. Free kiss all day long. Very tempting indeed.... : )

-eiling- said...

LY Tai: I didn't say there was no one! Lol... No wine and cigar for me today though. Cheers!

Foongpc: Hey, same to you. I'm not choosy... A Kiss is better than any materialistic possessions.

Philip said...

Happy V day to you and also to whoever that (un)lucky guy who has to kiss you all day.

Anonymous said...


A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for his new
sweetheart's Christmas present and as they had not been dating for very long,
after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would
strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and
bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties
for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant
mixed up the two items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got
the panties.
Without checking the contents the young man sealed the package and
sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

"Dear Maria,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister
I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones
that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought
them from showed me the pair that she had been wearing for the past three
weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and
she looked really smart even though they were a little tight on her. She
also told me that her pair helps to keep her ring clean and shiny, in fact
she had not needed to wash it since she had begun wearing them. I wish I
were there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many other
hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how
many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope that you
will wear them for me on Friday night."

All my love
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur

suituapui said...

No date for Valentine's Day...??? Ya, elephants can fly!!!

Myhorng said...

happy Valentine's day eiling

KY said...

I'm sure you have a lot of takers, young eiling! :D

Vincent Teh said...

somehow, i totally agree with you on the last paragraph :D

-eiling- said...

Philip: Thanks. Same to you. I'm sure it's LUCKY!

Anon: That's a very nice of you to share. A classic example of a good written piece of joke. I can't stop laughing at the P/S!

STP: Hey... elephants can't fly! Lol..

Horng: Thanks. Same to you!

KY: Hehe... I hope so...

Vincent: Why? Because you cannot afford diamonds?

Anonymous said...


Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! Can I have you for Dessert and Breakfast too on Sunday?

Anonymous said...



The only thing that the Malaysian Taxation Office has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 49% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

Effective April 1st, 2009, your penis will be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" Luxury Tax RM30.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax RM25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax RM15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax RM3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

Joseph Chung

Malaysian Taxation Office, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah.
We are still waiting for answers for the following questions:

• Are there penalties for early withdrawals?
• What if one's penis is self-employed? [Self-service]
• Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
• Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?

ahhup said...

who need lover when u have cigars and SM anyway? Don't feel lonely, if don't feel like having a whisky, here a cocktail for u, created today, enjoy!

Andrew said...

hrmmm.... my dad also just said during the chat over dinner.. what's the use if there's only one special day through out the year??? LOL... Vday is seriously just an extra special day so to say but truely, it is the everyday love that is more important! LOL

i had a great day yesterday with all sorts of pplz!! hahaha =D

Huai Bin said...

Eiling! I thought I was gonna be bored Valentine's Day, but I was wrong. :)

Seize the day!!11111111oneone


Yeah, that's all we want for Valentine's - to be with someone special, and that's enough. Cheers!

-eiling- said...

Anon: HUMOUR - I only do the complete package of Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner & Supper. Dessert comes at the end of every single meal! Can you handle it?!!

Anon: Thanks for the humourous taxation joke.

Ahhup: Hey it's ice. What's the red thing in between the bubbles?

Andrew: You're right. Looks like you had a great time.

HB: Yes. True. Lucky you!

J Chung said...

Thanks! You are so sweet and a beautiful woman indeed. :-X :-QQ LOL Haha!!!

-eiling- said...

J Chung: You're welcome and thanks for the wonderful compliment!

ahhup said...

Oo, it's the traces of grenadine syrup, I only drizzle it after the drink is mixed and topped with ginger ale, should hv drizzle it with a love shape pattern hor? may be I will make another one, one more for u?

-eiling- said...

ahhup: Yes please. Make a heart pattern this time yeah!

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