Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Phua Chu Kang says

I was listening to the Mix FM this morning on the way to work and as usual, they have a slot where Phua Chu Kang (Gurmit Singh) would have a session with Serena C or Pietro talking about everything under the sun. This particular morning he was talking about what we can do when we are running out of money.


First Scenario:

If you don't have money/transport to the destination.....

Just go to any car showroom and ask for a test drive. Drive yourself to the destination and then pretend that you have a stomachache that you have to get out of the car and ask the agent to drive the car back himself.

WTF?!! Good idea though but I don't think I'll be using this tactic anytime soon.


Second Scenario:

If you don't have money to eat.....

Just go to any restaurant and order what you want and eat as much as you can until the last dish.... then take out the cockroach and place it in the food and call the manager.

After all there are over 4000 restaurants in KL and you could try each different outlet everytime.

Haha...Just one more advice from Phua Chu Kang though - "Don't use the same crockroach!"

I don't think I'll ever use this tactic also just to get free food. Maybe some seducing moves like blinking of the eyelids or maybe some hair tossing, and a show of cleavage will do for ladies?!! If it's still not working, break down and cry!


My advice :
If you still plan to live in KL and work here, you better not try any of the above.

14 comments:

KY said...

your tongue! don't forget to use your tongue! The eyes and cleavage alone won't be enough

-eiling- said...

KY: I think he'll think i'm a freak or psycho gal.

Anonymous said...

ky, why tongue? Hahaha
eiling, i am from JB and just wanna know if your chocolate is available here?if no then where con i get? any free samples from u? Ray111.

ziling said...

U got cleavage 1 ah?

Buahahahaha! I know u love me =)

ziling said...

By the way, according to Nielson's report, Mix FM listeners are of a more matured age..... hehe

I listen to FLY fm! And their listeners are also young and urban .... hehehehe

Ginny said...
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-eiling- said...

Oops accidentally used mom's gmail account!

Ray111: Hey sorry ray. Fidani is not available at JB. It's only at KLIA, Penang, Langkawi and Kuching airport and also Genting First World Plaza. If you look for me, you'll get to eat it free. haha...

Ziling: Muahaha...your cleavage a bit too over la! I am mature yes and I earn more than you! That's why!

YilingL said...

yeah i also listened to that one this morning! i think the test drive car idea is pretty good, but prob is which car showroom opens at 7am everyday!

i like to listen mix.fm too, can't stand hitz.fm's gotcha edi, getting annoying.

btw, fidani chocs is arriving at KK airport soooooooooon ;-) thanks for the chocs, let's suka suka make appointment for meeting again :-p

Anonymous said...

why suddenly both sisters comment about cleavage? Both of you should know whose is deeper!! Bwahahaha..anyway eiling why is your company's chocolate only available at so limited outlet? is it very expensive and exclusive that you guys pick and choose outlets to retail your chocolate? can you courier some sample to me to try? Jangan loket lah!! Cheers... Ray111.

Janefen said...

Eiling, PCK slots are very entertaining. His jokes don't really make sense sometimes but never fail to cheer the listeners esp those who stuck in the jam when on the way to work every morning. PCK rocks ! =) Btw, i listen to both Mix and Fly FM. Go for Fly if you want to listen to latest hip songs and go for Mix if you enjoy the topics discussed by Pietro & Serena C.

-eiling- said...

Ray111: Well, Fidani is actually very exclusive and we usually target at the duty free outlets at the airport. It's not that I don't wanna courier. The chocolates are very sensitive to heat. You come down to KL la.

Yiling: Ya ya, the Gotcha very annoying already.

Jane: Yeah. PCK really is funny. I listen to Fly sometimes too.

ziling said...

Astro's CEO must be crying after this knowing how many listeners he lost from Hitz to Fly FM....

He will cry even more knowing that I'm not even a loyal listener to any radio station!

Janefen said...

Fly FM started off by Fly Guy who used to be from Hitz...it started in a very small scale but now it's everywhere. Quite a huge success !

-eiling- said...

That's why it's called Fly FM. They want listeners from other stations to fly to their station! Haha

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