As reality sets in...

Finally, the "rakyat" have spoken. Enough is enough.

Who says the internet has no effect on the elections?
Who says the "rakyat" is happy with their government?
Who says the BN manifesto will work?
Who says?
Who says?

Bloggers and netizens should rejoice because those who have failed to acknowledge the importance of internet and blogs have fallen - miserably. We don't need any papers to camouflage the truth, we have blogs and other sources of information. If blogs are nonsense, what's our young man, Khairy is doing in his website? Even our gutsiest independent candidate, an 89-year-old Maimum Yusuf has a blog run by the volunteers. But our biggest rejoice is blogger cum politician Jeff Ooi has won and there will be finally someone that represents the netizens in the political field.

Seriously, I was really shocked with some of the results of the 12th election. I mean looking at Hairy's (oops I forgot the K in front) arrogant face, don't you just hate him? Apparently, I read from his "antikhairy" website that he went campaigning in Rembau on a scooter when he doesn't even possess a motorcycle license. Oh, isn't that a cliche? He have been ranting on and on about being a responsible politician and to help the "rakyat", and he can't even abide the law? Just because he's someone's son-in-law, it doesn't justify for his actions not to be punished if the above story was true.

Now that we have seen granpa Samy has fallen and MIC is without a leader, aunty Sharizat was beaten by Nurul who is a few decades younger, Chew Mei Fun looks like she is in need of a job (maybe opening a noodle stall), Koh Tsu Koon is not even fit for a seat in the Parliament after all and the best of all - Zainuddin, our dearest Information Minister has fallen! If he's still the information minister, I think for the next 5 years, we will have no information at all of what he'll be doing. After what he did during the "Bersih" demonstration, it serves him right for making a fool of himself in al-Jazeera. Muahaha.... I think the voters had been extremely wise this time except for some upsets in Kepala Batas (I shall not name who but you could guess - the person with the sleepiest head), Najis (forgive my rudeness to his name - it means "shit" in Malay) still maintaining his status quo and also not forgetting the son-in-law of sleepy head.

I heard from the news this morning that our PM bodohwi is maintaining his PM status after his meeting with the Yang di-Pertuan Agong and he has no intention of stepping down even though Barisan did not win a 2/3 majority in this election. Even though Mahathir has publicly criticised the protege of his responsibility for causing BN to a massive defeat, our sleepy head with his 1 inch thick skin still wants to hold on to his throne. Well, of course Najis is saying that he will assist the PM in facing the challenges or was it in pocketing more $$$? I wonder.... OMG, he still thinks the people want him and I say the thickness of his skin is immeasurable! If I were him, I'll be embarrassed. Obviously, we don't need a sleepy head and we don't want you! We don't need a family to run the government for the benefits of his family! Must be the sleepiness that got into him thinking that the people still need him. Oh, by the way, we don't even need your son son-in-law to take over your position in the future. I will be the first to emigrate if there is ever a day. Let me remind you that nepotism and cronyism is a no-no in every organisation, what more a government. This is not a family business, you're running a government!

If the people can vote you out, they will. How about a repetition of what we have done to Chua Soi Lek. The China Press reported that 99% of Malaysians want him out and he respected the decisions of the people. Do we get to do that to you? After all we know who owns China Press, and they certainly didn't ask for my view the last time. Do you have the guts to step down like Chua and accept defeat? It's unfair though that the people have spoken and he still want to sit there and sleep. Oh by the way, I think we should use the same method to Ong Ka Ting as well. let him taste his own medicine. OMG, granpa Samy is saying that he wants to keep his MIC president post...can you believe it? Granpa, it's time for you to rest. You've eaten (forgive my pun again) enough and give a chance for the "rakyat" to savour the moment of victory without your presence.

If Hairy said that the government is fiscally prudent, what do you have to say about the Motorola project in Penang - that we echanged rice for potatoes! Talk about RM1billion exchanged with RM350million injection. If I could, I would borrow RM350million and you give me RM1billion in exchange. Damn, it's such a good deal! There goes Koh TK in Penang...and the 3 other guys fighting for the CM position there, don't you feel that you've just been fooled? You would have never guessed our humble Guan Eng from DAP is after all the overall winner. This is what I called waste of energy.

While BN is still suffering from the political Tsunami and the people has finally woke up from their sleep except you-know-who, there is a lot to be done. It is indeed a relieve to see that the opposition has finally send our dear BN to shame. Keep Khairy and you are doomed! Bye, bye Khir Toyo.... it's a dawn of a new day for us Selangorians.


We will have to evaluate the opposition's performance and their fulfillment of promises to the people and we hope that the new state governments in Kedah, Penang, Perak and Selangor will give a new dawn to the citizens. I still got the urge of saying "padan muka/dai lei sei/serves you right" personally to some politicians. Let's open a bottle of Moet & Chandon and celebrate!

Watch this. It's really funny to see how our PM is making a fool of himself on CNN. He can't even answer the questions correctly but he did manage to stump interviewer. People, this is the PM we chose.... Malaysia Boleh! Muahaha

[Disclaimer: The above article is purely based on my own views and if the characters above have any form of resemblance to anyone in real life, it's purely a coincidence and I am not responsible for the damage done to anyone. To politcians: If you don't want to get hurt, then don't read.]